Friday, April 25, 2008

Anyone want to put in a fiver for Phil Collins' retirement card?

Although we're surprised that the Times has concluded that Phil Collins is "hip" because his music appeared on an advert selling largely inedible chocolate, you have to at least credit them with the breaking the news of his retirement.

Yes, you'd been wondering why there had been all those beacons burning and every church bell in the kingdom was clanging, hadn't you?