The 3AM Girls also have the story about Noel, Borrell and Allen in the toilets, but they're even more nervous about the heavy-handed drug hints. At least Gordon put his nudge-nudge wink-wink in his own mouth; the 3AMies make the "drugs" allusion come from the mouth of "one partygoer":
If you have toes, prepare to curl them now. Underneath perhaps one of the least interesting headlines ever committed to print:
the 3AM Girls report that iD threw a party for her "with a northern theme."
As if the thought of braying metropolitan fashionistas dressing up as "northerners" wasn't bad enough, the Daily Mirror finds a way to add insult to injury:
It's not recorded if the ate coal during the party.