We're bemused. Very bemused. Not only has the cash-strapped Daily Mirror sent someone from 3AM over to what they keep calling "NEW YORK'S TOP CELEB FASHION GALA", and yet the best they can do is a story about Geri Halliwell's nipples.
Even more bemusing, each story is headlined like this:
But isn't VIP the Sunday People's gossip column? Have the 3AM Girls got confused about which paper they're writing for at the moment?