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Gordon in the morning: Journalism
We're sure that - once his hands were both free - Gordon Smart punched the air as he took delivery of topless pictures of Lily Allen. He even created a new euphemism for the occasion:
Lily got something off her chest and peeled off her shirt to reveal a couple of chart-toppers.
Meanwhile, Gordon has been carrying out a poll. An online poll. He publishes the results without any warning that the respondents were self-selecting and, therefore, not scientifially accurate. But it might not matter:
2 out of 3 men fancy Posh Vic
He has done a pie chart, though.
2 comments:
Wasn't the headline "2 out of 3 want to give Posh 1"
I sort of surprises me that Gordon can count to 3. Even in the wrong order.
But still...a tacky headline, even for him.
@Emma
That was the headline in the print version of the column - it looks like even the Sun blanched when it came to using it online...
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