Madonna - not that anyone asked her - seems to be blaming Britney's parents for the mess she's in now:
Had she not been being watched, Britney might have evolved differently - gills, perhaps, or the ability to provide clunking monologues to the opening of TV programmes.
But what of Madonna's own parenting skills? Her kids, it seems, wish she didn't work so hard:
Curious. For all her yakking on about spirituality, it turns out Madonna's answer when the kids say 'why don't you come home?' is 'I'm out getting money'.