Taking the Cole out again

In what is meant to be some sort of a shock for Ashley, today's News of the World is revealing, exclusively, that, erm, Cheryl told a bloke she was very upset about Ashley's cheating.

The NOTW describes this as 'revenge', although only if you believe that having a conversation with a man is, of itself, a breach of the marriage vows on a par with sleeping around behind your wife's back. (Where 'behind your wife's back' actually means 'in full view of the Sun').