UN calls emergency session - planet 'unprepared' for new Slipknot album

Corey Taylor has been busy making a new Slipknot record. Apparently this time it's different:

"It's going to rip your face off," Slipknot vocalist Corey Taylor tells Billboard.com with confidence. "I don't think the world will be ready for this album."

I hope that they take care to make sure it doesn't rip off the faces of small children - perhaps there needs to be some sort of safety guard on the disc?

But he's right. The world isn't ready for a new Slipknot record. If we all live for another thousand years, we won't be thinking "we could really do with a new Slipknot album right now."