Surely, surely, this hasn't been written by a person, has it?
Fresh from causing an international outcry after provocative photos of her went on the 'net, Miley Cyrus, 15, worked the pink and innocent look while filming Hannah Montana: The Movie near LA.
But those red shoes will do nothing to reassure folks of her wholesome appeal...
Red shoes is the same as fucking in an airplane toilet? There was an "international outcry"? What does any of this even mean?