Saturday, July 12, 2008

Darkness at 3AM: Subtle hinting

We know what the 3AM Girls are getting at. You know what they're getting at. They know what they're getting at. So why persist with the laboured heavy hints?

We've always known Amy Winehouse was prone to getting bladdered.

But we never knew she had such a weak one...

How else can we explain the singer's mysterious toilet habit?

During a three-hour stint at the launch of her new club night in north London, Wino went to the ladies... 14 times!

That works out at one visit every 12 minutes and 40 seconds.

The singer took her time too, staying in the bathroom for at least nine minutes at a time.

Does the Mirror really have lawyers who think that this is any legally safer than printing the words "was Amy doing drugs in the toilets or what" in full?

1 comment:

Simon said...

If they think "Amy Winehouse more than likely doing drugs" is a major story here on 12th July 2008, I doubt they're thinking through the wording.

I'd hoped you'd also be covering Mitch's declaration that one cigarette could kill her, which if it's as successful as his last appeal about denying her sale royalties will give Marlboro and Silk Cut employees a more than decent Christmas bonus.

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