Yesterday, we were worried about Mitch Winehouse.
Today, Gordon is reporting that he collapsed from stress at the end of last week.
This leads to some Simon Bates style croaky-voiced editorialising from Gordon:
Mitch spoke this weekend about how even smoking was putting her damaged lungs in serious danger.
But she sparked up anyway in front of cameras and thousands of fans.
Amy does not seem able to change her lifestyle to save herself. Let’s hope she can to save her dad.
Ye-e-s. That'll work.
More worryingly still, Winehouse still seems convinced that Blake is coming home in seven days time, rather than getting a custodial sentence. That's going to be a bit of a crunch, then.
Elsewhere, Gordon offers the prospect of Jessica Simpson faking an orgasm, which, erm, turns out to be a clip from Mike Myers' dreadful The Love Guru, and so was circulating about a month ago when the film was first released in the US.