It must be a quiet day in the world of celebrity misbehaviour - either that, or Gordon is desperate to try and please Chris Martin. How else to explain the fawning but pointless "article" about Gwyneth Paltrow going out without any slap on? Reading Gordon, you'd assume this was on a par with having discovered how to teleport:
Gwyn-credible ... Paltrow without make-up at do
Gordon is so desperate to try and drum up some sort of story, he's reduced to listing the names and ages of those who, erm, aren't in the picture:
Two year old child not at some vague "do". I'm shocked.
Could you perhaps wrap the whole story up with a bemusing pun that doesn't quite work, Gordon?
Still, there's thinner stuff this morning: Winehouse has been collecting Euro 2008 stickers as a gift for Blake when he's released (presumably alongside a sherbet dib-dab and a copy of the Beezer). Or, as Richard White puts it:
Of course, it means we probably owe Gordon an apology. Back when he ran this story a year ago, we assumed he was just making a lame drug allusion:
My guess is they were either swapping football stickers or comparing notes on how to look after successful women.
Perhaps Gordon really did mean he thought they were swapping football stickers all along.