Gordon is thrilled this morning, as you can, if you have the inclination and a high quality zoom, spot the outline of Pixie Geldof's nipples:
The cheeky but cheerful madam must have got dressed in a hurry and forgot to put on a bra.
There's nothing at all creepy about a man running pictures of a girl who isn't yet 18 so that people can look at her nipples. Nothing creepy at all.
But it might explain why Ron Wood is getting such a gentle ride on the Bizarre pages.