Saturday, July 12, 2008

Gordon in the morning: Young girls

Gordon is thrilled this morning, as you can, if you have the inclination and a high quality zoom, spot the outline of Pixie Geldof's nipples:

PIXIE GELDOF’s quirky clothes and customised rollerskates were not the only things standing out from the crowd at a roller disco.

The cheeky but cheerful madam must have got dressed in a hurry and forgot to put on a bra.

There's nothing at all creepy about a man running pictures of a girl who isn't yet 18 so that people can look at her nipples. Nothing creepy at all.

But it might explain why Ron Wood is getting such a gentle ride on the Bizarre pages.


Olive said...

Does Gordon Smart actually exist? I don't think he does. I think that his pieces in bizarre are the product of a gestalt entity made up of a half dozen 13 year old boys. His myspace profile says he's 28 years old, but how many 28 year olds do you know who can work themselves into such a froth over a picture of a nipple? Can so excited about going to the pub?

simon h b said...

So you think he might be like a Kolley Kibber type character, created by marketing to boost circulation?

Wouldn't they have done something a little more, you know, attractive, though?

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