Why was Amy Winehouse taken to A&E - sorry, rushed; one is always rushed to hospital - last night?
No, I don't really know. You don't really know. The BBC reports that her spokesperson says she had an adverse reaction to her medication, and that they'll decide if she is well enough to be released today.
It's an information vacuum, into which the papers have found themselves rushing inexorably. The Sun sets three journalists onto the story:
and ANDY WHELAN
Oh, alright, two journalists and Gordon. It's not, sadly, clear what Gordon brought to the reporting, but we suspect his special job was writing the byline.
The Sun reports how serious it all is:
An ambulance and fast response car raced to her house after frantic dad MITCH called 999 when she started having fits.
Goodness. That sounds like Mitch was out of his mind with... oh, hang on... according to the Mirror, while Mitch was understandably concerned, everything seemed under control:
And, by the time you get to the Express:
Bloody hell. If her faculties are so damaged she's demanding a bucket of beaks in lard, things must be very bad indeed.
Oddly, there is no mention of the really horrifying part of the story in the papers, and for that we have to return to the BBC coverage:
A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "We were asked to assist in the London Ambulance Service leaving the vicinity where a crowd of photographers had gathered."
All the tabloids were aware that the ambulance had "raced" to the scene. None seem interested that the bunch of photographers snapping pictures for them made it difficult for the ambulance to rush away.