Knowing that Gordon Smart is thinking about how well his jeans fits has obviously turned Liam Gallagher's head more than a little:
“I don't hate them. I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and they don't look like they're having a good time,” he added.
Liam, of course, is the very model of an engaged and engaging modern sort:
"I play The Beatles, The (Rolling) Stones, The Kinks, Neil Young, the (Sex) Pistols. Maybe a bit of The (Stone) Roses. Don't like modern bands. Topman music, innit?"
So, pretty much everything released in the last 20 years is totally without value or interest to Liam. Everything. Someone in Oasis is damning everything as sounding like the sort of music played in the sort of shop where Oasis fans buy their clothes.