The 3AM Girls break into their putting words down on paper about Q Awards session to run a photo of an unbuttoned shirt:
Ok, so Orlando Bloom wasn't at the Q Awards... but we couldn't resist this shot of the Pirate of the Caribbean exposing his naval base.
The 31-year-old hunk unbuttoned his shirt in Hollywood to show off his new tattoo of the sun.
We're not sure about it but having the tatt done probably seemed a bright idea at the time.
"Exposing his naval base"? Pirates don't have navies, do they? And if they did, they wouldn't have a naval base, which might advertise their existence. And navels don't have bases, they're all base. But even that misfiring gag works better than the "sun tattoo/bright idea" one.