Darkness at 3AM: They actually printed this

Russell Brand is going to appear in a Shakespeare - The Tempest, actually - which also features Helen Mirren. For some reason, the 3AM headline on this story is, erm:

She's a dame bird

Let's be generous, and assume they were near the deadline. And there was nobody left in the office except a 3AM Girl and someone for whom English is a second, or maybe third, language.