One good thing about the Oasismandias tour this summer - it might shut them up about those Knebworth gigs from years and years ago. Do you remember when playing Knebworth was seen as a sign of virility, and any old milksop who wanted to look the big I am dreamed of playing there? Thank god we're past that now, eh?
Oh, hang on... what's this Newsbeat is reporting?
Coldplay are planning to play a massive one-off gig in the grounds of Knebworth House in Hertfordshire.
Chris Martin revealed the news exclusively to Zane Lowe on Radio 1 on Thursday night.
He didn't quite say Knebworth, though - presumably it's meant to be a secret. Instead, in a scene reminiscent of the "it's a telescupe - but that's a codeword" Fry and Laurie sketch, he made a subtle reference so that the cognoscenti might guess:
"We're trying to book a place that rhymes with Blebworth.
"We realised there's a lot of people who don't like us in Britain but, you know, they don't have to come."
Well, of course, Chris. If you were going to hold a gig for people who don't like you, you'd be having to book out Kneb... sorry, Blebworth every night for the next forty-two summers.