Poor Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson does seem to be unlucky with his health, doesn't he? Every time he's due in court he seems to develop some sort of ailment, like a wheezy boy with a note from matron.

The High Court might force him to turn up to talk about the five or six million he supposedly owes Sheikh Abdulla Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa regardless.

Perhaps it's just the Jacko is allergic to courtrooms? Although, much as a peanut allergy sufferer would avoid going to Jimmy Carter's farm, you'd think a man with such an allergy would do more to try and keep out the way of the courts under such circumstances.