University Of The Solent praises Craig David

I don't know if his acceptance speech included any mention at all of how he felt about Bo Selecta - although since he seems incapable of getting through a sentence with whining about it, chances are he did: Craig David has been given an honorary degree by Solent University.

I checked, it was definitely Southampton's famous Solent University, and not Soylent University. They've made David a Doctor Of Music, which does mean, officially, that he should always be referred to as Doc-Doc-Doc-Doc-Doctor Beat.