Written on the body

System Of A Down has recently thrown a competition to find out the names of their biggest fans - which is handy, as it saves the rest of us time when preparing our court orders.

How do SOAD measure their fan's commitments? It seems by their willingness to scar themselves in their name - all three winners have got tattoos relating to the band.

MisunderstoodRose won - the band describe her as "appropriately named", although it's hard to see what's particularly misunderstood about her. She's got a Serj Tankian poem tattooed down her side - luckily the lines are quite short and don't become too inappropriate.