Madonna has Jesus at Christmas, claims Telegraph

Despite the quality-honour snapshot with a circle round his head, I'm not entirely sure that the Daily Telegraph believes the Madonna-dating-Jesus Luz story at all, but just can't resist the idea of Madonna and Jesus hanging out together:

Madonna's spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, did not deny reports that Madonna has been dating the model. She said: "I'm still waiting to hear about Jesus."

Since talking to the press, Rosenberg has been besieged by three dozen different churches offering to fill her in.