The Chris Brown allegations are a difficult story for the gossip columnists. Used to running stories that are frothy and insubstantial, they suddenly have to cope with a real crime story, in which someone has been violently assaulted. It calls for a bit of gravitas, and a need to balance sensitivity for the victim with an awareness that - despite what we may all believe - the accused has not yet been found guilty of anything. It's a tough call. Can you do that, 3AM Girls?
It's Chris Brown trousers!
Well, I just thought I'd ask.