Madonna's second-hand clothes

That strange Portfolio Capital company, which hopes to do for pop star tat what wine auctions did for fine wine, have got their hands on a load of old Madonna outfits which are now up for auction.

Many of the dresses are from the unwatchable film version of Evita she made, which means you could dress up pretending to be Madonna pretending to be Eva Peron. Which would at least be better than going as a Roman in a toga to the 279th fancy dress party in a row.