One of these people isn't a people at all

Apparently someone's leaked a photo from the forthcoming The Seven Britneys Christmas Special, where acid reflux in the Tardis navigation system sees the seven regenerations of Britney meet up in a bid to try and stop Paris Hilton.

Oh, no, it turns out that Madame Tussauds has just launched a new Britney Spears waxwork - "to depict the pop star's return to form", and thought the best way to mark a plasticky model that doesn't really look like the star it's meant to represent would be calling in a bunch of people who don't look anything like Britney either.

And, for some reason, a Kelly Osbourne lookalike at the back right.

Naturally, such an event requires an explanation:

"We are delighted to be featuring Britney at Madame Tussauds London for the second time," said the venue's Liz Edwards.

"Her original figure captured a provocative pose from her 2001 Dream Within A Dream Tour and was extremely popular.

"However, she's undergone a huge transformation since then and we wanted to reflect her as she is now."

The cost of emotionally damaging the original waxwork beyond repair was exorbitant, so they made a new one. Boy, who knew that Tussauds would be willing to lose the iconic 2001 Any Dream Will Do tour look, or whatever it was. It's not like the schoolgirl/red pleather catsuit images were more iconic in the first place, is it?