Sometimes, it's like Showbiz Zoe even bores herself

And who can blame her? If you're churning out a piece about Ronan Keating's bloody holiday plans, of course you might fall asleep in the middle of it:

Romantic Ronan Keating is extending Valentine’s Day into a Valentine’s Week by whisking his lucky wife Yvonne off to a ski chalet in Switzerland.

Although Boyzone haven’t been nominated for any Brits, I thought Ronan deserved an award for his thought-fulness as he told me: “I realise it’s important to keep the spice in your marriage.”

Let’s hope he doesn’t
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... and that's exactly how it ends. Perhaps Zoe is hoping that her reader might suggest some appropriate ending.

Perhaps "... put the spice in the wrong hole"? "... bore her to death in the way he's bored me"? "... have any nasty diseases"? "... sing"?