Woot-ton: At least we're not past Labor Day

Shocking news from gossip undergraduate Dan Wootton this morning:

VICTORIA Beckham gives hubby David the red card

Bloody hell - has she taken so much umbrage at being dragged back to Europe she's really going to dump him, Dan?

– by snubbing football and donning cricket whites.

Oh. So - if I've got this correct - the story is "woman married to footballer wears a white outfit". And... erm, doesn't David wear all-white when he's playing in LA? So, you know, if you really felt this was worth running, you could have written a piece about how Victoria is showing her support for staying in LA by turning up in Galaxy colours, couldn't you?