Given the way she moaned on about being featured by OK, you'd probably be a bit surprised that Lily Allen has no problem being interviewed by the Daily Mail. Perhaps some told her it was a very prestigious newspaper - you know how much she loves those.
It didn't go well, sadly. Oh, the gentle plugfest passed by happily enough. The problem for Lily, though, is the headline albatross attached to the neck of the piece:
Lily Allen: Why I've got the hots for Boris Johnson
She's got the hots for the world's most useless mayor? And is going to not just reveal this, but explain the reasons? Let's pull up a chair, shall we?
I quite fancy Boris Johnson, even though he's a Tory. He's very funny and charming.
Oh. So it's not "I have the hots for" - it's "heh, he's kinda cute". And not much on the why, either.
You could almost feel sorry for her. Almost.