Surely, a couple of years back, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson going into Somerfield would have been a story so slight it would have struggled to make the grade for a "spotted" item? Now, though, 3AM clears space for in-depth reportage:
Good old Linds... she seems more than happy to muck it along with the rest of us.
With the cream of the capital's shops to choose from she and girlfriend Sam Ronson ended up in Somerfield.
And, fair play to the American lovebirds, they seemed to love every minute of it!
They were buying snacks. Of course they'd nip into the nearest convenience store. Even spray-tan millionaires aren't going to drive to Selfridges to buy a box of cereal, are they?
Linds was positively beaming as she handpicked her Coco Pops and Fanta, even swiping them through at a self-service till for the full experience.
She handpicked her CocoPops? Or did she just pick up a box from the front of the shelf?
Isn't it wonderful being normal? We can just imagine her gushing to Sam about all the fabulous bargains.
It is normal, you're right, 3AMies. Normal. As in "an everyday bloody occurrence of no consequence whatsoever, even if you list the purchased items". Normal. Even if you "imagine" a conversation where Lohan talks to Samantha Ronson about the price of breakfast cereal.