Having made a holy show of himself on Canadian radio, actor-turned-don't-call-him-actor Billy Bob Thornton has now started to make himself look stupid in front of a paying audience, too.
Thornton kicked off by referencing the coverage of his tiresome interview:
"It seems as if when I say something it's in the news," Thornton told the crowd, according to the Toronto Star.
Actually, not in "the news", Bobby Bill, but it does seem when you say something it turns up on the self-importance round-up.
The fans weren't all that impressed, and started booing.
Thornton replied, "Boo all you want, but I want to say something — we're really happy to be here, but I need to say something. I talked to this asshole yesterday."
To? Or out of?
Thornton went on to explain that the radio show's producers had promised not to make any references to his acting career.
But why? In God's name, why? It's like having Socrates on and him insisting that no reference be made to his philosophy. Well, not Socrates. Who would be the philosophical equivalent of Bobby's acting? Pa Boswell from Bread, probably.
"I don't really like sensationalism," he told the crowd at Massey Hall. "If you look someone in the eyes and promise them something, and you don't do it, you don't get the interview. That's the way it goes."
It's not really "sensationalism" to mention that you're an actor, though. It's surely a known fact?
The audience - who were really there for Willie Nelson - were having none of it:
Thornton's explanation did not satisfy the audience, and they began jeering, "Here comes the gravy," a reference to Thornton's description of Canadian audiences during the CBC interview as "mashed potatoes with no gravy."
Billy Bob Thornton is an actor.