Sky News: Is woman uses a toilet really a news story? Even if it's Britney Spears, and it's a public toilet?
The singer was caught short (numbers one or two, we are not clear on) while out and about in Calabasas, California.
The worry is that they probably have got Adam Boulton trying to clarify if passers-by heard a splish or a splosh.
Sky's attempts to try and find a news angle results in this bizarre sentence:
Britney Spears has still not learnt to tap into her bladder.
Eh? What does that even mean? Are they suggesting that she should be using a catheter?