Saturday, August 15, 2009

Friends shouldn't let George Michael drive... at all, really

What is it with George Michael and cars? He's just spent five hours sitting down with Thames Valley Police following a crash on the A34:

The 46-year-old was held on suspicion of driving under the influence of drink or drugs but released after five hours.

He was taken to Loddon Valley police station near Reading following the incident in the early hours of Friday.

A Thames Valley Police spokeswoman said the singer was later released without charge.

Surely Michael could afford a taxi, if not a proper chauffeur? I'm sure Leonard could spare Thomas for a few hours every now and then.


Anonymous said...

Pleeeeease, someone take away his car keys! We'd like to keep him around for a while. How about getting back to songwriting, George!

Tim Footman said...

I'm sorry, was that a Wendy Craig sitcom reference you slipped in there?

simon h b said...

I'm afraid it might have been. Although I suppose something from I Woke Up One Morning might have been a sharper use of Lane's body of work.

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