Radio Active used to show its contempt for angry listener's letters by passing them to their Head Of Carpets to deal with. But surely only a made-up radio station would even have someone in the role of head of carpets, right?
Maybe not, for what is this we find in a press release for Amtico Flooring, pushing their Spacia Access range?
Gennaro Castaldo, head of press and PR for HMV said “We have used Amtico International products in a number of our 260 stores around the country. We're pleased with the results and feel that the functionality and maintenance of the flooring meets the practical and aesthetic needs of our stores. We were particularly impressed with the speed of installation, which was finished in just four weeks, with the Spacia Access flooring taking only a week to complete. ”
The Beatles, video games, hard-wearing coverings for heavy-traffic public areas? Is there nothing Gennaro cannot bring his expert eye to shine upon?