Polka News Network: Polka lives, dammit

The Sioux Falls Argus Leader discovers that it agrees with the Grammy organisers about the decline of polka at its peril. You tell 'em about the Lake Benton Polka Fest, Mrs Erickson:

We have a motor home and stayed the entire weekend, and believe me, it was difficult finding a place to sit.

Trouble is, Sioux Falls Polka Fest has organisational problems:

We also attended the Sioux Falls fest, unfortunately, and couldn't believe how disorganized it was, with two bands playing at the same time within feet of each other separated by a cloth drape.

The dance floor was a layered paper wood, which literally became dust as you danced. I have asthma and could barely breathe.

We left after one night.

The floor turning to dust as people danced might not be good for the respiratory system, true, but answer us this, Grammy organisers: has U2 ever made anyone dance so much the floor vapourised?