Almost nobody would have read the story in The People this weekend which claims Pulp were going to play Glastonbury next year. In case you're one of the few people who did, it wasn't true anyway:
Speaking to the Guardian, the Pulp singer said that he could "categorically" state that "Pulp have no plans to get back together. Someone asked me if I fancied playing at the 40th anniversary of Glastonbury, I said yes, they twisted that into a 'Pulp re-form' story. It's not true."
I've just plugged this into my tabloid story generator, and it's suggested this story really is:
RELAXED MUSCLE TO HEADLINE SUNDAY AT GLASTONBURY 2010.