Normally, when Gordon tells us about all the things that he's been doing, it's accompanied by an awkward photo.
Not this time:
Yes, it turns out when he's laddishly hanging out with a footballer and kicking a football about and - heh - not being very good at it, Gordon is relaxed. Is he sure he's writing for the bit of the paper that he wants to be in?
It's all for a programme:
Coke Zero Presents: Wayne Rooney's Street Striker is unmissable telly.
Isn't it a bit arrogant to say that a programme that you're in is unmissable?