Zoe Griffin announces that Jim Carrey is going to be in London today. But that's not really what's on Zoe's mind:
I really don’t get the fuss over Carrey but I am glad that the word Christmas is still in use - there has been way too much political correctness and ridiculous suggestions we call this time Winter Festival.
And they won't let you call a binbag a black bag any more, you know, and they're going to force everyone's grandma to be replaced by a black lesbian who knows all the health and safety rules.
Are you really that gullible, Zoe?