Sure, it can't be fun having someone insisting you return to a social network under threat of pussy-eating (and not the NSFW kind). But could Miley Cyrus hate Twitter more?:
"I think that everyone should leave Twitter," she told Chicago's B96 morning show during her tour stop in Chi-Town earlier this week. "I think Twitter should just be banned from this universe."
Good luck with that, Miley - even if you manage to get the United Nations of Earth to agree, you're never going to persuade the Cross-Galaxy Federation to ban Twitter. And The Empire uses it to arrange hunting weekends, so they're never going to back you. That group that the Tories sit with in the European Parliament - try them. Them's nuts enough to listen to you.
But for Miley, the internet is a bad place all round:
" 'Cause honestly, people, want to know why? You're unhealthy. You need to get out and do stuff and be in the world instead of being like this [hunched over and typing]," she explained. "All I did was lay in bed on my computer and sit there and eat ice cream late at night."
The singer added, "You don't end up living your life and you end up saying things that really is no one else's business. And I'm not a big fan of the Internet anymore," she added. "I don't really go online."
It's not known when Miley Cyrus had the attitudes of a 1980s PE teacher implanted in her mind; experts online suggest it could have happened when she deleted her Twitter account.