Dean Piper, writing in today's Sunday Mirror, seems to grasp that Amy Winehouse's newfound embrace of the scalpel is an extension of her previous love of the pipe:
Once an addict, always an addict. And now it seems Amy Winehouse is battling a new addiction – plastic surgery.
So, does Piper approach the story delicately, or like a set of new punchlines in waiting?
I can reveal that just weeks after she pumped up her boobies from a 32B to a 32D she’s booking herself to go back under the knife – this time to sort out her beak.
Ha ha ha; she's addicted.
Is it a good idea for a singer with a distinctive voice to have her nose hacked about?