Friday, December 18, 2009

MTV applauds man for dying

Who is MTV's man of the year? Why, that would be Michael Jackson.

Because what finer achievement could there be than, erm, dropping down dead from a body full of god-knows-what? Hey, MTV, you should nip up to Glasgow and watch the effects of the anthrax-heroin; you'll be picking up new heroes like an Underground train picks up passengers at Kings Cross.

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