The first Grammys since the death of Michael Jackson. Probably be fair to mark the passing of the man - he bought a lot of thick carpet for music industry offices. But how to pay tribute?
You don't want it to be anything tacky, or trashy, or cheap, or gimmicky, would you?
Hang on, you say you have an idea?
Grammys will stage 3-D tribute to Michael Jackson
Well, I suppose at least we can stand the MiniPops down.
The audience will be treated - and I use that word as a curse - to Jackson doing Earth Song in three dimensions. It'll be almost as if the music industry hadn't killed him.