Steven Tyler: Clean-up in aisle four

Somewhere between 'a cry for help' and 'send for the lawyers' comes news of Steven Tyler being entertaining in a Home Depot:

According to TMZ, Tyler employed the Home Depot loudspeaker system, which is usually used for price checks or calls for assistance, to sing Aerosmith classics like “Dude Looks Like a Lady” and “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing.” As if this story couldn’t get more shocking, Tyler also reportedly started taking hits off a helium tank and sang his karaoke with a Chipmunked voice. The frontman also signed autographs for all those unsuspecting rock fans who initially just went to the Home Depot to buy plywood and paint.

It's hard to imagine a trip to a hardware store being made worse, but Tyler's your man.