Pat Benatar begged us to not use sex as weapon. Understandably so, because that can get quite messy.
But if she thought sex was a terrible weapon, she's lucky she hasn't seen Liam Gallagher using Twitter:
"I only use my twitter as a weapon or to say thanks to people or if people are gettin’ a bit fresh if you know what I mean," Gallagher said. "Instead of waiting 6 months to do an interview to put them in to place do it on Twitter."
So Twitter is the delivery method, then. With Liam using it deploy his wit, it's a bit like having Luger making a spud gun.
Then, just to rub home the 'not really understanding Twitter' factor, Gallagher concludes:
"All that - I went for a poo the other day or I just had a beer or I’m scratching my ass watching Neighbours or... this is ridiculous. Who wants to know all the ins and outs of everything?"
Liam Gallagher has always relied on Noel Gallagher writing stuff for him to sing. It's like he's now fallen back on getting Michael McIntyre to write everything else for him.