Could the story about James Blunt playing a gig on a plane get any more toe-curling?
JAMES BLUNT took time out from recording his third album to claim a new world record yesterday - playing the highest-ever gig.
How about if it involves Jay Kay as well?
He performed in a plane at 42,000ft, smashing the previous record set by JAMIROQUAI in 2007 when they gigged at 35,000ft.
And James vowed to rub pal JAY KAY's face in it. He said: "I'm going to ring and have a good gloat. I can't resist."
Heart FM underwrote this jaunt - strange for a radio company which doesn't think it has the cash to do decent local radio that it's chartering planes for drones.
There was one bright spot in the story, though:
After the gig, sorted by radio station Heart FM, [Blunt] said: "I've reached the peak of my career. I'll have to retire."
Well, yes. You actually reached the peak of your career when people bought You're Beautiful in large numbers. But retirement... yes, why not?
Sadly, he's only joking, and fully intends to launch a new album soon. Jay Kay is probably on the phone to NASA.