You know there's something wrong when you read this:
And it's Congratulations to bachelor boy Sir Cliff on the near-six-packYes, Cliff has stripped off for his 2011 calendar - only October, though, so you probably could go on holiday that month. Maybe it's a halloween costume?
What's strange, though, is the fawning write-up the News Of The World has given to the launch:
And if vintage Cliff continues to look this tasty in the next decade, then we've got something to say:Surely it can't be plugging Cliff's calendar to keep in with the company which also produces the Hollyoaks and Cheryl Cole titles more in keeping with the Screws' usual content?
Son, you'll be a calendar boy and that's the way you'll stay-ay-ay-ay.