Gordon in the morning: The man in lycra

It's nice that Gordon has done something for charity; I'm not so sure it follows that that justifies the decision to make his weekend sporting the splash in Bizarre this morning.

It's somewhat toe-curling to read a piece written like a 'local teen does sponsored event' story from a local paper when that piece is written by the section editor about the section editor hymning what a great time the section editor had being a jolly good egg.

Warning: The story also features Jensen Button and a photo of Smart wearing lycra. Stood next to Vernon Kaye.