Oh, poor Jack White. He wasn't happy with how cutting edge the Dead Weather audience were in New York:
"F- you, you hip motherf-ers!" White screamed at the audience, which included Liv Tyler, rock royalty Alexandra Richards, Shaun White and Mary-Kate Olsen. "Why don't you rock the f- out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherf-ers!"Mary-Kate Olsen rolled her eyes at this, and you can see why: if you don't want to attract the modish, young Jack, stop straining to be so modish. If you don't want the pretty people of New York to crowd your gigs, drinking free drinks, don't put out free drinks and play Buffalo instead.
Your audience might be a mirror, you know.
But who knew the Olsen twins went out in singles, too?