Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Gordon in the morning: Ain't they dolls?

They're tiny; they look a little odd; and they're totally constructed from plastic. And now JLS have dolls just like them, too.

Gordon's very excited, but dollies are, sadly, something for most of the JLS to look forward to when they get a bit older and their parents don't have to worry about choking hazards. Nobody wants to hear about a child choking to death on Ortise's hat.


James said...

Releasing two products, dolls and condoms, each of which are available in four varieties, one for each band-member, in the run-up to Christmas, a time when the nation's grandmas traditionally buy their grandchildren the wrong thing. Nope, I can't see how this could possibly go wrong.

"Did I get the right one, dear? The man in the shop said I should get the ribbed, but I kept the receipt in case you want to swap it for ticklers. He was very help- Hey, I hadn't finished that sherry! What? You're not taking me home already, are you? We haven't had lunch yet."

simon h b said...

... while across town:

Hey, honey, look what I got for you... I can't wait to feel these inside me and... why are you looking like that? Oh... They're dolls. Oh shit, my gran must have got the condoms...

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