Actually, this could work:
[Blunt] says: "I'm tired of the Afghanistan war and I'm going to go out and fix it. I'm going out there at Christmas time and will sing the Taliban into surrender. If I can't do it, then who can?"Yes, it would work. But, like dropping depleted uranium on children's heads, forcing people to listen to James Blunt is just something that civilised nations shouldn't be doing.