Sunday, October 10, 2010

James Blunt will stop the war

Actually, this could work:

[Blunt] says: "I'm tired of the Afghanistan war and I'm going to go out and fix it. I'm going out there at Christmas time and will sing the Taliban into surrender. If I can't do it, then who can?"
Yes, it would work. But, like dropping depleted uranium on children's heads, forcing people to listen to James Blunt is just something that civilised nations shouldn't be doing.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, you have to give him credit for self-deprecation. You wouldn't catch Bono humbly suggesting he could force al queda to listen to No Line On The Horizon until they gave in.

Mind you, that would probably convince bin laden that the west really was fucked and he should nuke us for our own good.

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