Jedward: Not ready for independent living

What frightens Jedward?

No, not what you might think would be the obvious fear - that the world would weary of a pantomime joke which has become detached from its moorings.

No, it's breasts which alarm them:

When asked what frightens them the most, the troublesome duo said: "Girls that wear really low cut tops.

"It's because we don't know where to look."

Um... the women's face?

But that whole female thing is sooo tricky, isn't it?

"Sometimes we don't realise when we're flirting with girls.

"We can come across as though we're interested in them but really, we're just trying to be friendly."

It's not actually possible to flirt without realising you're doing it. It's like saying "sometimes I order a pie and chips from the chip shop without realising I'm doing it." The intent is part of the flirt, surely?

What you mean is, possibly, that people think you're flirting when you're not, but to be honest: you run around shouting. Nobody is going to confuse that with flirting. Seriously.

[Thanks to Michael M]