Saturday, November 27, 2010

Joe Jonas: That's not a knife

If the arrest of Willie Nelson with dope is a bit too expected, how about the discovery that Joe Jonas was trying to slip knives through airport security?

Yes, you'd have thought that he'd done enough damage to our way of life by being in the Jonas Brothers, but... no, he's sneaking weapons through Abu Dhabi airport security with shivs.

I say shiv, but... well...

The Jonas Brothers singer and actor was stopped with Ashley Greene, his "Twilight" star girlfriend, when he cluelessly tried to go through security with cheese-cutting knives in a carry-on bag.
Next week: Barry Jonas detained at ORD with three fish knives and one of those wooden honey things.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hate peeps who talk bad of jonas with no real reason

simon h b said...

Yes, so do I.

On the other hand, people who talk bad of the Jonas Brothers on account of their cultural toxicity and corporate-pleasing embrace of lowest common denominator art, I embrace with both arms and smother with the warmest of kisses.

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